Wednesday, October 20, 2010

I'd Rather Live in Richard Gere's Butthole

I sift through craigslist grit, hoping a jewel-apartment will surface on my screen. Charming Garden Studio Apartment: $2,300. Light-Filled Flat Near Beach: $3,700. Beautiful Glassy Condo: $3,000. I don’t want to spend more than twelve-hundred.

For twelve-hundred, I can get: Cozy, Mossy Hut in Muir Woods: 



 Twelve-hundred, and spacious enough for two gerbils. Gerbil-feed not included. 

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